The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So remember me and sing a revolution
The Misheard: So remember me and cigarette pollution
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Real Lyric: Say what'cha need to say
The Misheard: Say what Shaniqua say
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Real Lyric: Morning sun found a new Mustang Abandoned in a Wal-Mart parking lot Note on the seat said, "Don't tow me away!"
The Misheard: Morning sun found a new Mustang Abandoned in a Wal-Mart parking lot Blood on the seats, so don't tell me away
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up his hair and hell and gone
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Real Lyric: She can't rock but boy she can roll
The Misheard: She can rock a Chiko roll
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Real Lyric: I won't tell you that i love you
The Misheard: I will kill you then i love you
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Real Lyric: Check this hand cause I'm marvellous
The Misheard: Take this hand cause I'm vomiting
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Real Lyric: The jet pilots tuned to the c**kpit radio blare
The Misheard: the jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio bear
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Real Lyric: 'Cause high-browed people lose their sanity
The Misheard: 'Cause high-browed people lose their salad
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Real Lyric: She was sittin' cross-legged on the hood of a Ford
The Misheard: She was sittin' butt-naked on the hood of a Ford
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