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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: Every girl is crazy bout a sharp dressed man

    The Misheard: Everyone is crazy bout a souped up van.

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    Artist: Dave Matthews Band

    Song: What Would You Say

    Real Lyric: Every dog has its day,
    Every day has its way,
    Of being forgotten

    The Misheard: Every dog has its day,
    Every day has its way,
    Of being called "Dachsund"

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    Artist: Elvis Costello

    Song: Every Day I Write The Book

    Real Lyric: Every day I write the book.

    The Misheard: Every day I ride the bus.

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    Artist: Glen Campbell

    Song: Man Without Love

    Real Lyric: Every day I wake up,
    then I start to break up

    The Misheard: Eeny meeny make-up
    got a stone to break up

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    Artist: Air Supply

    Song: Even The Nights Are Better

    Real Lyric: Even the nights are better, now that we're here together....
    ....Even the days are brighter, when someone you love's beside ya

    The Misheard: Even the nuts are better.....Even the eggs are Oreda, when someone you love's inside ya

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    Artist: Tragically Hip

    Song: At the Hundredth Meridian

    Real Lyric: Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.

    The Misheard: Get Yul Brynner to sing my eulogy.

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    Artist: The Kings

    Song: Switchin' To Glide

    Real Lyric: Energy can be directed...

    The Misheard: Any chick can be directed...

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Emminence, Front, Emminence Front, It's a put on...

    The Misheard: Livin' in the swamp, livin' in the swamp, it's a pullin...

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front

    The Misheard: M & M's for lunch, M & M's for lunch

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Eminence front, eminemce front

    The Misheard: Him and his truck, him and his truck

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