The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights, The law was on her side But who can stand when she's in demand, Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in a round
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights I was on the slab I flew in sandwiches from Japan Of steaming lamb curried ants On the floor In the ground
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Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his ways.
The Misheard: I'm stuck with the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his face.
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Real Lyric: For a minute there, I lost myself
The Misheard: Hold a minute there, I waxed myself
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Real Lyric: Fooled around and fell in love
The Misheard: Who's that rotten girl in love?
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Real Lyric: Fly robin fly
The Misheard: Thigh rubbin' thigh
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Real Lyric: Fly like an eagle to the sea
The Misheard: Fly like a negro to the sea
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Real Lyric: Fly like an eagle
The Misheard: Fly like a beagle
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Real Lyric: floating weightless
The Misheard: floating wafers
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Real Lyric: Flesh, flesh for fantasy
The Misheard: Fish, fish for fantasy
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Real Lyric: Flash -- a-ahhh... he's a miracle!
The Misheard: Flash -- a-ahhh... he's a billy goat!
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