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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Oops I Did It Again

    Real Lyric: I'm not that innocent.

    The Misheard: I'm not that talented.

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    Artist: Archie and Edith Bunker

    Song: Those Were The Days

    Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.

    The Misheard: Gee, I love old sour grapes

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    Artist: Archie and Edith Bunker

    Song: Those Were The Days

    Real Lyric: Gee our old LaSalle ran great.

    The Misheard: Gee, a roll, a sour grape.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Lyin' Eyes

    Real Lyric: Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes

    The Misheard: Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Lord, I Lift Your Name On High

    Real Lyric: From the earth to the cross, my debt to pay

    The Misheard: From the earth to the cross, my dead toupee

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    Artist: Rita MacNeil

    Song: Friends 'Round The Table

    Real Lyric: Friends round the table were ever you go...

    The Misheard: French fried potatoes were ever you go.

    (- Ms. MacNeil is a fairly large lady)

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    Artist: Janis Joplin

    Song: Me and Bobby McGee

    Real Lyric: Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.

    The Misheard: Breathin's just another word for nothin' left to do.

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: If You Love Somebody Set Them Free

    Real Lyric: Free free set them free

    The Misheard: Free free vasectomy

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Lucille

    Real Lyric: Four hungry children and a crop in the field

    The Misheard: Four hundred children and a clock in the field

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Break On Through

    Real Lyric: Found an island in your heart, country in your arms...

    The Misheard: Found an island in your arms,POULTRY in your eyes...

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