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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: Goin' down the old mine with a transistor radio

    The Misheard: Going down on the old man with a transistor radio

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    Artist: Andrew Lloyd Webber

    Song: Gethsemane

    Real Lyric: God, thy will is hard

    The Misheard: God, thy willy's hard

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: God Will Make This Trial A Blessing

    Real Lyric: God will make this trial a blessing

    The Misheard: God will make this tribal blessing

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: God Bless America

    Real Lyric: God bless America, land that I love
    Stand beside her, and guide her
    Through the night with the light from above.

    The Misheard: God bless America, land that I love
    Stand beside her, and guide her
    Through the night with the light from a bulb.

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Speed Racer Theme

    Real Lyric: Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go-o-o-o-o-o

    The Misheard: Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Go-o-o-o-o-o

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Cal Worthington Ford

    Real Lyric: Go See Cal, Go See Cal, Go See Cal

    The Misheard: p***y cow, p***y cow, p***y cow

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: My Life

    Real Lyric: Go ahead with your own life,
    Leave me alone.

    The Misheard: Go to Hell with your own life,
    Leave me alone.

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife

    The Misheard: Growin' like a meadow on the engine tonight

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Glorified G

    Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun

    The Misheard: All five versions of a pelican

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Glorified G

    Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun

    The Misheard: Blowing five virgins on a pelican

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