The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart
The Misheard: Lou is in the hall
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Real Lyric: Grease is the word.
The Misheard: Three cents a word
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Real Lyric: Grass stains, back burns, she's a screamer
She's just dusted, leave her
The Misheard: Grass stains, black burns, she's a reamer
She's a dusty lemur
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Real Lyric: Grandchildren on my knee,
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
The Misheard: Grandchildren on my knee,
Hear a joke a day
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Real Lyric: Got my eggs and my pancakes too
The Misheard: Grab my aids and my backaches too
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.
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Real Lyric: Got my eggs and pancakes too
The Misheard: Got my legs and backaches too
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Real Lyric: Got my eggs and my pancakes too
The Misheard: When the birds all s**t I'll be as lonely as you
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Real Lyric: Got my cheap wine and a three day growth
Cheap wine and a three day growth...
The Misheard: Got my cheap wine and a female goat
Cheap wine and a female goat
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Real Lyric: A lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends
The Misheard: A lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls Vance
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