The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Gypsies, Trans-Am thieves
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Real Lyric: Gypsies tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Chimps and Chimpanzees
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Real Lyric: Guilty! Guilty as a girl can be.
The Misheard: Guilty! Guilty as A DRUNKEN BEE!!!
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton tomato, I ate a one ton tomato.
[James McIntyre says: Michael Nesmith (of the Monkees) had a television show on ABC that ran for six episodes in the late 70's or early 80's called "Elephant Parts". The entire song was parodied, with the
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera,
guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One side of mirror,
I need a one side of mirror.
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera,
guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton banana,
Can't eat a one ton banana
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Real Lyric: Growin' up leads to growin' old and then to dyin' and dyin' to me don't sound like very much fun.
The Misheard: Growin' up leads to growin' old and marryin' Diane and Diane to me don't sound like very much fun.
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Real Lyric: Ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: Grant control to make your tongue...
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Real Lyric: Ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: Clown control to Mao Tse Tung
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Real Lyric: And I will hum this tune forever more, Come on Eileen..
The Misheard: And I will hump this Jew forever more, Come on Eileen..
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