The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: hasta la vista, baby
The Misheard: I stole a visa, baby
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Real Lyric: Hark, the herald angels sing
The Misheard: Hark the Hair-Lipped Angels Sing
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Real Lyric: Happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
The Misheard: Happy as a rafter in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
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Real Lyric: Happiness lies in your own hands
The Misheard: A penis lies in your own hands
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy
The Misheard: Hang on Stupid
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Real Lyric: Hands across the water, Heads across the sky...
The Misheard: Hair that clogs the water, Hair that clogs the sea..
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Real Lyric: Hakuna Matata
The Misheard: As cool as a turtle
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Gypsies, chimps and thieves (or gypsies, chimpanaies)
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
The Misheard: Gypsies, plant your beans..
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Gypsies tramp on me
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