The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He wants to take you, from the racket boss...
The Misheard: He wants to take you, funky racquet ball...
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Real Lyric: He thinks it's not Kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it
The Misheard: This is not Kosher!
For the Mental Retardation!
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Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
The Misheard: He just smiled and gave me a bite of my own sandwich
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Real Lyric: He is the King of Glory
The Misheard: He is a good little doggy
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Real Lyric: 1,2,3, He is a speed-bump mannequin 1,2,3, He can't move just stand still
The Misheard: 1,2,3 we get to speak American1,2,3 we can move to Stansdale
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Real Lyric: He give up all of his comforts, and sleep out in the rain
If she says that's the way, it ought to be.
The Misheard: He give up all of his cornflakes, and sleep out in the rain...
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Real Lyric: He Fills me up
The Misheard: He feels me up.
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Real Lyric: He called her over.
The Misheard: He called her "Rover".
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Real Lyric: Have you had enough of mine?
The Misheard: Have you had enough of mime?
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Real Lyric: Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
The Misheard: Have you come here to play Jesus to the leopards in your hair?
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