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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kraftwerk

    Song: Sex Objekt

    Real Lyric: Ich bin nicht dein Sex Objekt/zweigefühl so ganz direkt (roughly "I am not your sex object/Two emotions so conflicting")

    The Misheard: Ich bin nicht dein Sex Object/feit (fight?) der füh so ganz erregt (erect?) (roughly "I am not your sex object/(nonsense word; "fight"?) the lead so very excited (erect?)")

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: Do the funky lady

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    Artist: Jason Derulo

    Song: Trumpets

    Real Lyric: And the trumpets, they go.

    The Misheard: And the trumpets bagel.

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Applause

    Real Lyric: A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E

    The Misheard: Baby beyond aim

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    Artist: Jordin Sparks

    Song: Battlefield

    Real Lyric: Better go and get your armor

    The Misheard: Better go and kiss your llama

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    Artist: Avicii

    Song: Wake Me Up

    Real Lyric: All this time I've been finding my self and I didn't know I was lost

    The Misheard: All this time I was finding my cellphone. I didn't know I was sauced

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Jackie Wilson Said ( I'm in Heaven When You Smile)

    Real Lyric: I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven, when you smile

    The Misheard: I'm in Panama, I'm in Panama, I'm in Panama, when you smile.

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    Artist: Miley Cyrus

    Song: Wreckingball

    Real Lyric: were ashes on the ground

    The Misheard: were a**less on the brown

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    Artist: Luke Bryan

    Song: Too Damn Young

    Real Lyric: We were too damn young to know any better.

    The Misheard: We were too damn young to know Eddie Vedder.

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    Artist: Justin Bieber

    Song: One Time

    Real Lyric: Im'a tell you one time

    The Misheard: Ima kill you one time

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