The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Home, home on the range
The Misheard: Home of the deranged
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Real Lyric: holy infant so tender and mild
The Misheard: Holy imbecile, tender and mild
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for death
The Misheard: For my breakfast I wish for tea
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza, can't the headlines run the highway, lay me down and she's so blinded, you've had a busy day today
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Real Lyric: Martinique, that Mt. Arat mystique
The Misheard: To Martini's, that mom's a rotten steak.
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Real Lyric: Hold me close, my tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
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Real Lyric: Ho,ho,ho, it's magic, you know..
The Misheard: Ho,ho,ho, it's MY D**K, you know
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Real Lyric: Oh ho the mistletoe, hung where you can see.
The Misheard: Ho ho the missing toe, a hunger you can see.
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot
The Misheard: Hit me with your pet shark
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Real Lyric: Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on.
The Misheard: Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the hot dogs go on.
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