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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: OMC

    Song: How Bizarre

    Real Lyric: How Bizarre, How Bizarre

    The Misheard: Barbizon, Barbizon
    (like that free modeling agency you get free aplications for in the mail)

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    Artist: OMC

    Song: How Bizarre

    Real Lyric: How bizarre how bizarre

    The Misheard: Parmesan, parmesan

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

    Real Lyric: The kettle's on the boil And we're so easy called away..

    The Misheard: The Beatles on the boil And we're so easy called to tea (pronounced "tay")

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    Artist: Lovin' Spoonful

    Song: Summer In The City

    Real Lyric: Hot town, summer in the city
    Back of my neck's gettin' burnt and gritty

    The Misheard: Hot damn, summer in the city...
    Breakin' my kneck, there's a dearth of titty

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Hopelessly Devoted To You

    Real Lyric: Hopelessly devoted to you...

    The Misheard: Hope the city voted for you...

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Hopelessly Devoted To You

    Real Lyric: Hopelessly Devoted to You

    The Misheard: Hope I see a doughnut in you

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Hope Of Deliverance

    Real Lyric: Hope of deliverance

    The Misheard: Oh, auntie loodlevichoh, auntie loodlevich.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: Honey, I'm still free
    Take a chance on me.

    The Misheard: Ollie Oxenfree
    Take a chance on me.

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my lips.
    It's got to be big.

    The Misheard: Don't ride a chopper bike.
    B.M.X.

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Stairway To Heaven

    Real Lyric: If theres a bustle in your hedgerow

    The Misheard: If theres a buzzard in your bedroom

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