The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I am a rock, I am an island.
The Misheard: I am a rock, I am an olive.
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Real Lyric: Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law...
The Misheard: Hypodermics on the show, vaginas under martial law
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Real Lyric: Hush Hush
Keep it down now
Voices carry
The Misheard: Don't touch
I wanna go downtown
In my new Camry
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Real Lyric: Choking on the ashes of your enemies
The Misheard: Smoking on the ashes of your Aunt Louise
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Real Lyric: Huarachi sandals too
The Misheard: Her raunchy sandals too
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches.
The Misheard: I'm a pool of eggs.
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Real Lyric: I am Rosemary's granddaughter Spitting image of my father
The Misheard: I am Rosemary's granddaughter Spitting spinach at my father.
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches
The Misheard: Im a pool hall ace
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Real Lyric: How can I exist without you?
The Misheard: How can I have sex without you?
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Real Lyric: Don't you know you've got to shock the monkey.
The Misheard: Don't you know you've got a chocolate monkey.
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