The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won.
The Misheard: I fought the law and uh, I won.
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I found a thorn tree, the thorn tree always will.
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins
The Misheard: I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
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Real Lyric: I fall to pieces - you walk by and I fall to pieces
The Misheard: I call for pizzas -- you won't buy, so I call for pizzas
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Real Lyric: I don't want the world, I just want your half.
The Misheard: I don't want the world, I just want to wear hats.
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Real Lyric: I don't want no other love, baby
Its just you I'm thinkin' of
The Misheard: I don't want no other love, baby
Its just you I'm DIGGIN' UP
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Real Lyric: I don't think we'll get a drink
'Til we get to Buffalo
The Misheard: I don't think we'll get a drink
'Til we get two buffaloes.
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Real Lyric: I don't need an invitation,
The best peach is at the top of that tree
The Misheard: I'm gonna try assassination,
The best pizza's at the top of that tree
OR
I'm gonna try assassination,
Bill Gates had better watch out for me
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Real Lyric: I don't mean to sound aggressive
But I'm tired of waitin' for your move...
The Misheard: I don't like the salad dressing
But I'm tired of waitin' for the food.
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Real Lyric: I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows.
The Misheard: I don't know where I'm a gonna go with a ball of canteloupe
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