The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo-jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by a spam addict
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by a machete
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Real Lyric: I got chills
They're multiplyin'
and I'm losin' control
The Misheard: I got shoes
They're made of plywood
and i'm losin' the bows
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down... But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I ate new crayons.. But I threw up again
You're never gonna beat the crowd
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get a dog, but he shut-up again. He's never gonna keep his frown.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but i get up again.
The Misheard: I'm Killgore Trout, by Kurt Vonnegut.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...
The Misheard: I get No Doubt, but I get the upper hand, you're never gonna get the dog...
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again
The Misheard: I get no tongue but I get up again
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again
The Misheard: I got no job but I'm an opera fan
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Real Lyric: I gave my love a locket, and then I broke her heart.
The Misheard: I gave my love a locket, and then I broke her arm.
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