The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I have fallen from grace and my ashes are scattered.
The Misheard: I wake up in the morning and my ass is all swollen.
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Real Lyric: I have been around the world,
Looking for that woman girl
The Misheard: I have been around the world,
Looking for that one-eyed girl
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Real Lyric: I have a Nikon camera
I love to take photographs
Momma don't take my kodachrome away
The Misheard: I have a nice big camper
I love to take photographs
Momma don't take my motorhome away
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Real Lyric: On a magic carpet ride
The Misheard: On a magic coffee grinder
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Real Lyric: I had so many breakthroughs
The Misheard: I had so many grapefruits
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Real Lyric: I had a little love, now i'm back for more
The Misheard: I had a little dove, now he's splattered on the floor
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I left my brains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables...
The Misheard: I got two term papers...
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: I can shout to the devil in the microphone
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo-jet. It wasn't easy, but nothing is.
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by a trombone chain I wasn't queasy, but I never is
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