The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I know you'll miss me,
I know you'll miss me,
I know you'll miss me blind.
The Misheard: I know Bill Bixby,
I know Bill Bixby,
I know Bill Bixbys' mine.
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Real Lyric: I know you called
The Misheard: I know RuPaul
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Real Lyric: I know that things are going wrong for me...
The Misheard: I know that pizza goes with broccoli...
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Real Lyric: I just want to fly
The Misheard: I just swallowed a fly
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Real Lyric: I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
I just can't seem to get enough of you.
The Misheard: I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up
I just can't seem to get it up for you.
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Real Lyric: I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.
The Misheard: I just bought a waterbed filled up with elmer's glue.
[Editor's note: Jimmy actually did sing "elmer's glue" on at least one recording. It's still funny though...]
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Real Lyric: I held her hand in miiiiiine.
The Misheard: I held her hand in Hawaiiiiii.
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Real Lyric: I heard the news baby
All about your disease
The Misheard: I'm on the loose baby
Like a warm stack o' cheese
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Real Lyric: I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
The Misheard: I got salami but you can't come in
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Real Lyric: I hear the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep.
The Misheard: I hear a supersonic jeep
When you're talking in your sleep.
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