The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just another Manic Monday...
The Misheard: Just another man named Monday...
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Real Lyric: Busted down on Bourbon Street.
Set up like a bowling pin.
The Misheard: Busted down on Bourbon Street.
Set up like a falling hen.
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Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and
to the republic for which it stands ...
The Misheard: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
and to the republic for Richard Stands.
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Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance to the flag
The Misheard: I led the pidgeons to the flag
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Real Lyric: I once was lost but now I'm found, was blind, but now I see.
The Misheard: I once was lost but now I'm found, hooray for puberty!
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Real Lyric: I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
The Misheard: I never said I was a vetinary surgeon.
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Real Lyric: I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
The Misheard: I never knew the umbrella turn, and I guess I never will
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Real Lyric: You need cooling, baby I'm not fooling
The Misheard: You need kool-aid, baby I'm not foolin'
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Real Lyric: I miss your kisses in the night, babe.
The Misheard: My kids are in the ninth grade.
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Real Lyric: I miss you like crazy...
The Misheard: I guess you like gravy...
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