The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I used to be a heart bleeding for someone,
but the times have changed...
The Misheard: I used to be hard-beating fullsome one,
but the tires have chains...
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Real Lyric: I travel the world
and the seven seas
The Misheard: I travelled the world
in the seventies
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Real Lyric: I took my love, and I took it down
The Misheard: I took my love and I milked a cow
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Real Lyric: I took my love out to a big field,
Where we could watch the English sky.
The Misheard: I took my love out to a big field,
So we could watch the English die.
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Real Lyric: Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
The Misheard: Looks like we're in for mashed potatoes.
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Real Lyric: I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear.
The Misheard: I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by monkeys and bears.
I can steal their lager, but why do I smell.
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Real Lyric: I stuck around Saint Petersburg
The Misheard: I stubbed my brow, saying 'Beatles Burn!'
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Real Lyric: Well since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head..
The Misheard: Well since she put me down
I've got owls puking in my bed.
[Editor's note: This apparently was not a mishearance by the submittor, but was lifted from a Dave Barry column on the topic of mondegreens].
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Real Lyric: I started school in a worn torn dress that somebody threw out.
The Misheard: I started school in a worn torn dress and somebody threw up.
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Real Lyric: I smell T.R.O.U.B.L.E.
The Misheard: I spill tea all over you and me.
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