The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind.
The Misheard: I'd give you everything I've got for a little piece of pie
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Real Lyric: I'd die without you
The Misheard: I'd die without chew
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Real Lyric: I would die for you, I would die for you.
The Misheard: I have pie for you, apple pie for you.
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Real Lyric: I wish I was a neutron bomb.
The Misheard: I wish I was a new trombone.
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Real Lyric: I will be your father figure
The Misheard: I will be your bottom feeder
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Real Lyric: I was up above it, now I'm down in it.
The Misheard: I was a hippopotamus, now I'm a dalmation
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Real Lyric: I was up above it
The Misheard: I look like a muppet
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Real Lyric: I was up above it
The Misheard: How is Uncle Bobby
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
The Misheard: I was raised by the two best men in Hell
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
The Misheard: I was raised by two lesbians.
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