The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your Easter bunny
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your big Suburban
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'd never pee if your feets were burnin'
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be obese Roberta
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your bacon burger
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Real Lyric: I'll be wrapped around your finger
The Misheard: I'll eat rats around your femur
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Real Lyric: I'll be there when the VOLCANO BLOWS.
The Misheard: I'll be there when the ball of cantaloupe.
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Real Lyric: I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
The Misheard: I'll play the xylophone waiting for you
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Real Lyric: I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass...
The Misheard: I'd like to find your energizer kick it's little ass...
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