The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry, stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me
The Misheard: I'm gonna step to the side, say I'm sorry, stomp on your fingers, then blame it on me
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna pack up my two steppin' shoes
And head for the Gulf Coast plains
The Misheard: I'm gonna pack up my toothpaste and shoes
And head for the Gulf Coast plains
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna give you every inch of my love
The Misheard: b***hes don't ride in grandaddy's Ford
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
The Misheard: I'm gonna bring my dusty cajun rug.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just can't hide.
The Misheard: I'm gonna add some baritone so you can
dance with a just one eye...
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Real Lyric: I'm going to Alabama with a banjo on my knee
The Misheard: I'm going to Alabama with a bandaid on my knee
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Real Lyric: I'm Every Woman. It's all in me.
The Misheard: Climb Every Woman. It's all in me.
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman.
The Misheard: Climb every woman.
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Real Lyric: I'm elegantly wasted.
The Misheard: I'm ill again and wasted.
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Real Lyric: I'm burnin' Diesel, burnin' dinosaur bone.
The Misheard: I burned a weasle, burnt down Dina Shore's home.
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