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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Friends In Low Places

    Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces

    The Misheard: I'm not big on salty places

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    Artist: George Michael

    Song: Careless Whisper

    Real Lyric: I'm never gonna dance again
    Guilty feet have got no rhythm

    The Misheard: I'm never gonna dance again
    Can't you see I've got no rhythm

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Take It Easy

    Real Lyric: I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my cover
    She's so hard to find.

    The Misheard: I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my brother
    She's so hard to find.

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    Artist: Paula Abdul

    Song: Opposites Attract

    Real Lyric: I'm like a minus,
    She's like a plus

    The Misheard: I'm like a midas,
    She's like a bus

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Excuse Me Mr.

    Real Lyric: I'm like a beggar with no luck

    The Misheard: I'm like a bagel with no lox

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Just A Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm just a girl all pretty and petite.

    The Misheard: I'm just a girl so hey buddy bon appetit!

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Hot Blooded

    Real Lyric: I'm hot blooded, check it and see I've got a fever of a hundred and three

    The Misheard: I'm hot blooded, check me for fleas

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Hot Blooded

    Real Lyric: I'm hot blooded check it and see

    The Misheard: I'm hot blooded chicken of the sea

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    Artist: Stone Roses

    Song: Love Spreads

    Real Lyric: I'm hidin' in the trees in a picnic,
    she's over there

    The Misheard: I'm having cheese with a pygmy,
    she's over there

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    Artist: Boyz II Men

    Song: On Bended Knee

    Real Lyric: I'm gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry. Stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me.

    The Misheard: I'm gonna swallow my pride internally. Snap off your fingers, the blame is on me.

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