The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you
The Misheard: Back up I might sit on you.
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Real Lyric: I've got me some horses to ride on
The Misheard: I've got me samosas to ride on
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Real Lyric: I've got echoes in my head
The Misheard: i've got pickles in my head
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Real Lyric: I've got chills, they're mutiplying
And I'm losing control
The Misheard: I've got shoes, they're made of plywood,
And I'm losing the soles
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Real Lyric: I've got a two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: I've got a two ton table and a microphone
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Real Lyric: I've got a Nikon camera
I love to take photographs
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
The Misheard: I've got an eye on Kendra
I'd love to take her for a ride
Mama don't take my motorhome away
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Real Lyric: I've got a Machinehead..
The Misheard: I've got a Mushy Head..
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Real Lyric: I've done more now than a clear-thinking man would do.
The Misheard: I've done more now than a pissed stinkinman would do.
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Real Lyric: You... leave me ... breathless.
The Misheard: You ... feed me ... breakfast.
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Real Lyric: I've been thru the desert on a horse with no name.
The Misheard: I've been thru the desert on a horse with no legs.
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