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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I've got a too tight tutu and a microphone

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I got two tin devils and my mama's home

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I got two-ton pimples and some cortizone

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I've got a toejam football in the microphone.

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I've got a tooth in a bottle and a microphone

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    Artist: Eddie Money

    Song: Two Tickets To Paradise

    Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise...

    The Misheard: I've got two chickens to paralyze...

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    Artist: Eddie Money

    Song: Two Tickets To Paradise

    Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise...

    The Misheard: I went and laid this little b***h, it happens more than I like to admit

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    Artist: Eddie Money

    Song: Two Tickets To Paradise

    Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise.

    The Misheard: I've got two chickens in fried rice.

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Animal

    Real Lyric: I've got to feel it in my blood.

    The Misheard: I've got that feeling in my butt.

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: I've Got The Joy Down In My Heart

    Real Lyric: I've got the peace that passeth understanding down in my heart

    The Misheard: I've got the piece of pie of understanding down in my heart

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