The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I was a sculptor, but then again, no...
The Misheard: If I was a skeleton, but then again, a gnome
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Real Lyric: If I had my way I'd take a boat from the riverrrrrrr
The Misheard: If I had my way I'd give the vote to the nig***rrrrrrs
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Real Lyric: If I had a rocket launcher
some son-of-a-b**th would die
The Misheard: If I had a rocking lawn chair
some son-of-a-b**th would pay
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Real Lyric: Such a, pretty house
Such a, pretty garden
The Misheard: This is, a fourty ounce
Of sunshine, a fourty ouncer
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Real Lyric: If I can't have you I don't want nobody baby
The Misheard: If I can't have you I don't want this ugly baby
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Real Lyric: Ice, Ice baby
The Misheard: Rice, Rice Gravy
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Real Lyric: I.....I'm still alive
The Misheard: I.....love Amstel Light
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Real Lyric: Prepare yourself, you know it's a must Gotta have a friend in Jesus ...
The Misheard: Prepare yourself, you know it's a must Gotta have a friend in Cheese Sauce ...
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Real Lyric: I've looked ahead & saw a world that's dead.
The Misheard: I bit the head off & the thing was dead.
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Real Lyric: I've had it with your discipline
The Misheard: I've had it with your Death Star plan.
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