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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: No Woman No Cry

    Real Lyric: In a government yard in Trenchtown

    The Misheard: In another dimension in Trenchtown

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: Imagine yourself on a boat in a river
    with tangerine trees and marmleade skies
    somebody calls you,
    you answer quite slowly.

    The Misheard: Picture yourself on a boat in a river
    with tangerine trees and marble made skies,
    somebody calls you,
    you've handsomefied slowly.

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    Artist: John Lennon

    Song: Imagine

    Real Lyric: Imagine all the people ...

    The Misheard: I'm hitting all the people

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: The Times They Are A-Changin'

    Real Lyric: If your time to you is worth saving

    The Misheard: If you time machine is worth saving

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wannabe my lover
    You gotta get with my friends

    The Misheard: If you wanna do my mother
    You gotta get her a Benz

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wanna be me lover
    ya gotta get with my friends
    Make it last forever
    Friendship never ends

    The Misheard: If you wanna be my plumber
    Ya gotta have a monkey wrench
    Fixin pipes forever
    Flooding never ends

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    Artist: U2

    Song: I Will Follow

    Real Lyric: If you walkaway, walkaway
    Walkaway, walkaway...i will follow

    The Misheard: In your underwear,underwear
    Underwear,underwear...i will follow...

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas

    The Misheard: If you like peeing in a closet

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: If you change your mind (take a chance)
    I'm the first in line (take a chance)

    The Misheard: If you chance your mind (Jackie Chan)
    I'm the first in line (Jackie Chan)

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    Artist: Verve Pipe

    Song: Freshmen

    Real Lyric: "She a punk rarely ever took advice"

    The Misheard: Chia Punkarelly never took advice

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