The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I'm kicking the dirt cause I never gave you the place that you needed to have.
The Misheard: And I'm kicking the dirt cause I never gave you the gaze that you needed to have.
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Real Lyric: Living in a shell with no hope.
The Misheard: Living in a shower with no soap.
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Real Lyric: Drive in drive out I'm leaving
The Misheard: Drive in drive out on eBay
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Real Lyric: We flying the first class Up in the sky Poppin' champagne Livin' the life
The Misheard: We flying the first class Up in the sky In a jet plane Livin' the life
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Real Lyric: Where did I go wrong to make it like this No warmth in your body, no touch in your kiss
The Misheard: Where did I go wrong to make it like this No warmth in your body, no touching your kids
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your pizza burger
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Real Lyric: Tenth ave freeze out
The Misheard: Dead devil in the freezer
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Real Lyric: Blow, blow me out
The Misheard: Blame, blame the ants
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Real Lyric: Rum de rum 'rud a derimo
The Misheard: lumber on with the dead and gone
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Real Lyric: she's almost six feet tall, she must think i'm a flea
The Misheard: she's almost sixty four, she must think i'm a freak
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