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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elvis Costello

    Song: Allison

    Real Lyric: It's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl.

    The Misheard: It's so funny to be seeing you at the salon, girl.

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Shameless

    Real Lyric: It's out of my hands, I'm shameless.

    The Misheard: He sat on my hands, I'm shameless.

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: You Oughta Know

    Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me...

    The Misheard: I'll pretend my s**t's not stinking

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    Artist: Police

    Song: King Of Pain

    Real Lyric: It's my destiny to be the King of Pain

    The Misheard: It's my destiny to be the King of Spain

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    Artist: Crosby Stills Nash and Young

    Song: Almost Cut My Hair

    Real Lyric: It's like looking into a mirror and seeing a police car

    The Misheard: It's like looking into a mirror and seeing a Polish star

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Ironic

    Real Lyric: It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

    The Misheard: It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a dime

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: Walkin' On The Sun

    Real Lyric: It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact.

    The Misheard: It's just like candy fat, it retracts before impact.

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Manic Monday

    Real Lyric: It's just another manic Monday

    The Misheard: It's just an automatic Monday

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Stairway To Heaven

    Real Lyric: It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

    The Misheard: It's just a sprinkling for the Bakery

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

    The Misheard: It's enough to make cheese and crackers on.

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