The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jesus is just alright with me.
The Misheard: Jesus is just a rappin' man.(I only thought this for one of the later refrains.)
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Real Lyric: Jesus is just all right with me,
Jesus is just all right with me (ad nauseum)
The Misheard: Jesus is just a rat, oh, yeah,
Jesus is just a rat, oh, yeah (ad infinitum)
(Actually, I think I once heard "Jesus is just a rat-like man," which is a step closer to the right line, but I soon decided that was just absurd.)
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ, Superstar
The Misheard: Cheese and rice Superstar
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: Jeremy's smokin' crack today.
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Real Lyric: Janie's got a gun
The Misheard: Janie slugged a bum.
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
The Misheard: John grew a K-Mart.
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Real Lyric: Ivory Madonna
The Misheard: I've a green banana
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Real Lyric: Ivory Madonna
The Misheard: I'm a Prima Donna
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Real Lyric: Its your favorite foreign movie
The Misheard: Its your favorite porno movie
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Real Lyric: Its that same black line that was drawn on me thats drawn on you... 6th avenue heart ache
The Misheard: That same burnt steak that was spawned on Pooh thats spawned on you... my 6th brake has flaked
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