The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The legend lives on from the Chippewah on down to the big lake they call Gitchegumee.
The Misheard: The legend goes on 'cause some chicks passed it down, to the people they call b**ths and gloomies.
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Real Lyric: Lead on O King Eternal
The Misheard: Lead on O kinky turtle
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Real Lyric: Scars are souvenirs you never lose, The past is never far.
The Misheard: Scars are souvenirs you never lose, Pastors never fart.
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Real Lyric: Lay me down on sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me darlin', she's so blendin'
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Real Lyric: Lay Lady Lay
The Misheard: Lady Elaine(I was watching a lot of Mister Rogers back then).
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally
The Misheard: Way down cellar
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Real Lyric: We are the champions
The Misheard: We are the trashcans
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Real Lyric: Later on we'll conspire...
The Misheard: Later on we'll perspire
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Real Lyric: Last night I held Alladin's lamp
The Misheard: Last night I had a leg of lamb
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I slept with some Dago
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