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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Demolition Man

    Real Lyric: I'm the sort of thing they ban.

    The Misheard: I'm a sawed off Ed McMahon.

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    Artist: Kentucky Headhunters

    Song: Dumas Walker

    Real Lyric: Let's all go down to Dumas Walker's

    The Misheard: Let's all go down and do Miss Walker

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: All Star

    Real Lyric: She was lookin’ kind of dumb
    With her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

    The Misheard: She was looking kind of dumb
    with her finger in her bum...

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: billie jean is not my lover
    she`s just a girl
    who claims i am the one

    The Misheard: billie jean`s not my brother
    he`s just a girl
    who says i am the one

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    Artist: Suede

    Song: Sleeping Pills

    Real Lyric: You're a water sign, I'm an airsign.

    The Misheard: You're a watersign, I'm an asshole.

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    Artist: Pete Townshend

    Song: Let My Love Open The Door

    Real Lyric: Let my love open the door

    The Misheard: Let Milo open the door

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    Artist: Harry Nilsson

    Song: Best Friend ("Courtship Of Eddie's Father")

    Real Lyric: People let me tell you 'bout my best friend

    The Misheard: People let me tell you 'bout my bedspread

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    Artist: Stone Roses

    Song: Love Spreads

    Real Lyric: Let me put you in the picture,
    let me show you what I mean
    The messiah is my sister
    aint no king man she's my queen.

    The Misheard: Let me put you in the picture
    let me show you Mr Sheen
    The Messiah is my sister
    aint no caveman she's my queen.

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    Artist: Violent Femmes

    Song: Blister In The Sun

    Real Lyric: Let me go on, like a blister in the sun.

    The Misheard: Let me go off, like a twister with a gun.

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    Artist: John Denver

    Song: Annie's Song

    Real Lyric: Let me drown in your laughter,
    Let me die in your arms.

    The Misheard: Let me drown in your bathtub,
    Let me dry in your arms.

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