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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Troggs

    Song: Wild Thing

    Real Lyric: Wild thing...

    The Misheard: Wow thing...

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    Artist: Wallflowers

    Song: One Headlight

    Real Lyric: Me and Cinderella, put it all together, we can drive it home, with one headlight.

    The Misheard: Reincinerator, Butterball is better, we can dive for domes, with one head lice

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: When Doves Cry

    Real Lyric: Maybe you're just like my mother, she's never satisfied...

    The Misheard: Maybe you're just like my mother, she's never sat inside

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    Artist: Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs

    Song: Wooly Bully

    Real Lyric: two big horns and a wooly jaw

    The Misheard: two French whores and a wooly dog

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: Marconi plays the Mamba

    The Misheard: My colon plays La Bamba

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    Artist: Perry Como

    Song: Mandolins In The Moonlight

    Real Lyric: Mandolins in the moonlight

    The Misheard: Mandarins in the moonlight

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Kodachrome

    Real Lyric: Mamma don't take my kodachrome away

    The Misheard: Mamma don't take my clothes and throw them away

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    Artist: Three Dog Night

    Song: Mama Told Me (Not To Come)

    Real Lyric: Mama told me not to come

    The Misheard: I'm a toad in a cup

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Kodachrome

    Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.

    The Misheard: Mama don't take my cordless phone away.

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Jingle Bells

    Real Lyric: Making spirits bright

    The Misheard: Making spareribs right

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