The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My head feels light but I'm still in the dark
The Misheard: My head feels light next to the family dog
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Real Lyric: My hands felt just like two balloons.
The Misheard: My head smelled just like tuba lube.
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Real Lyric: My girlfriend she's at the end
She is starting to cry
The Misheard: My girlfriend she's Auntie Em
She is starting to cry
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Real Lyric: My father, my father, he liked me
The Misheard: My father, my father, he'd bite me
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Real Lyric: My country 'tis of thee.
The Misheard: My country, tizzle tea.
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Real Lyric: My buddies and me are gettin real well known
Yeah the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
The Misheard: My buddies are mean, they're gettin' meat well done
The bad guys know this and they leave us alone
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Real Lyric: My brave face
The Misheard: My bran flakes
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Real Lyric: My boyfriends' back
He's gonna save my reputation
The Misheard: My boyfriend's black
And he's got a huge erection
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Real Lyric: My boyfriend's back
He's gonna save my reputation
The Misheard: My boyfriend's back
He's got a sigmoid irritation
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Real Lyric: My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me right there waiting
The Misheard: My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes MY MOTHER home again
To find me right there waiting
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