The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My white bicycle
The Misheard: My wife's bisexual
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: Rice-a-roni
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: Actually, I heard two different mondegreen versions in a movie [Up In Smoke--sung by Tommy Chong's character] that cracked me up:
-My chichona
(this one is for Hispanophones--chichona means 'big-titted one [fem.]') AND
-My scrotum
(possibly stret
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Real Lyric: My sense of humanity has gone down the drain.
The Misheard: My sensitive manatee has gone down the drain.
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air
The Misheard: My mother and my father used to feed me Kleenex
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brother used to breathe in clean air
The Misheard: My mother and my father used to beat me to death
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Real Lyric: My Maria I love you...
The Misheard: Gonhorrea I got you..
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Real Lyric: My love does it good...and only my love does it good...to-o-o-o me-e-e-e
The Misheard: Milo does it good and only Milo does it good...to-o-o-o me-e-e-e
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Real Lyric: My love ain't got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My love ain't got no money, he's got his tambourines
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Real Lyric: My kind of lover
The Misheard: My candelabra
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