The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man.
The Misheard: No one knows what it's like to be the fat man.
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Real Lyric: No need to be coy, Roy
The Misheard: No need to be corduroy
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Real Lyric: No muscle bound man can take my hand from my guy.
The Misheard: No matzo ball man can take my hand . . .
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Real Lyric: No milk today, my love has gone away
The Misheard: No milk today, my cow has gone away
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Real Lyric: You call feel it all over,
you can feel it all over.
The Misheard: You can feel it all lower,
you can feel it all lower.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: No darks or chasms in the classroom
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How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your feet?
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs or cats are in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Every night she walks right in my dreams.
The Misheard: Every night you wash my in-betweens.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs are spazzin' in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone
The Misheard: You think the taxi's a bear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb on its back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone
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