The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
The Misheard: Oh time bomb, oh time bomb
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Real Lyric: O say, can you see?
The Misheard: Jose, can you see?
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Real Lyric: Now you sailors know
Where your women come for love
The Misheard: Now you SADISTS know
where your women come for love
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Real Lyric: Nothing can replace the us I knew
The Misheard: Nothing can replace the arse on you
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Real Lyric: Nothin' on the top
But a bucket and a mop
And and illustrated book about birds
The Misheard: Nothin' on the top
Bring a bucket and a mop
and a little bitty book about verbs
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Real Lyric: Not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
The Misheard: Not as much fun to go out for pizza.
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Real Lyric: Not a mean bone in his body
The Misheard: Not a meatball in his body
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Real Lyric: Nobody told me there'd be days like these
The Misheard: Nobody told me that pigs eat black peas
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Real Lyric: I'm your private dancer, dancer for money...
The Misheard: I'm your primate dancer, dancer for monkeys...
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Real Lyric: I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me!
The Misheard: I'm a loser, baby, so go eat chili.
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