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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Lord's Prayer

    Real Lyric: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name....

    The Misheard: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name...

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: November Rain

    Real Lyric: Or I'll just end up walking,
    In the cold November rain.

    The Misheard: Rockets in the Balkans,
    In the cold November rain.

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    Artist: Clint Black

    Song: No Time To Kill

    Real Lyric: Or a bell to mark each one to pass
    we'd see just how they fly

    The Misheard: If we had Imelda Marcos' underpants
    we'd see just how they'd fly

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    Artist: Jim Croce

    Song: Operator

    Real Lyric: Operator,could you help me place this call?

    The Misheard: Barbarino,could you help me place this call?

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    Artist: Jim Croce

    Song: Operator

    Real Lyric: Operator

    The Misheard: Arboretum

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    Artist: Jim Croce

    Song: Operator

    Real Lyric: Operator

    The Misheard: A Burrito

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Rhinoceros

    Real Lyric: Open yer eyes to these must i lie..

    The Misheard: Oh be nice to these mustard lights..

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    Artist: Van McCoy

    Song: The Hustle

    Real Lyric: Oooo, do the hustle

    The Misheard: Oooo, do the hot dog

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Witchy Woman

    Real Lyric: OoohhOoohh, witchy woman....
    See how high she flies.
    OoohhOoohh, witchy woman....
    She got the moon in her eyes.

    The Misheard: OoohhOoo, windshield woman....
    See how high she flies.
    OoohhOoohh, windshield woman....
    She got the moon in her eyes.

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    Artist: Everly Brothers

    Song: (All I Have To Do Is) Dream

    Real Lyric: Only trouble is, gee whiz

    The Misheard: Only trouble is, cheese whiz

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