The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cuz we all got The Spark tonight
The Misheard: Cuz we all got disbarred tonight
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get.
The Misheard: We're Robo-Mexicans.
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Real Lyric: I came in like a wrecking ball.
The Misheard: I came in like a rainbow.
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Real Lyric: It's my party I do do what I want
The Misheard: It's my potty I do do what I want
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Real Lyric: Consider yourself
The Misheard: Con city is out
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Real Lyric: That's why I say "Hey man, nice shot."
The Misheard: That's why I say, "Amen Nation."
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Real Lyric: He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl
The Misheard: He's thirty eight years old, never kicked a squirrel
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Real Lyric: I can't light no more of your darkness
The Misheard: I can't lie, no more Augie Dog-ness
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Real Lyric: Slept in the dust with his daughter, Her eyes red with the slaughter of innocence
The Misheard: Slept in the dust with indocterized rage With the saunter of anal sex
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna pop some tags
The Misheard: I'm gonna hump some tags
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