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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kings Of Leon

    Song: Sex on Fire

    Real Lyric: Ohh, ho, just like sex on fire.

    The Misheard: Ohh, ho, dyslexics on fire.

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    Artist: Maroon 5

    Song: One More Night

    Real Lyric: Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo.

    The Misheard: Got juice stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo.

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: The Spirit of Radio

    Real Lyric: Bright antennae bristle with the energy

    The Misheard: Life and tender whistle with the energy

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    Artist: Hues Corporation

    Song: Rock The Boat

    Real Lyric: Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby...

    The Misheard: Drop the soap, don't drop the soap baby...

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: "If you like pina coladas"....

    The Misheard: If you like bean enchiladas...

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    Artist: Yellowman

    Song: Zunguzungguguzunguzeng

    Real Lyric: Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng

    The Misheard: Call Sean Penn, call Sha-Sha-Sean Penn.

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: Stoned

    Real Lyric: Instead you will be missing me when I go Cos' I'm bored of hangin out in your cold

    The Misheard: Instead you will be missing me when I go Cos' I'm water-bangin' out in your car.

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Breaking the Habit

    Real Lyric: I don't want to be the one, the battles always choose.

    The Misheard: I don't wanna be the one, who battles always jews.

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    Artist: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The

    Song: Your Guardian Angel

    Real Lyric: Use me as you will.

    The Misheard: Fuse me as you will.

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    Artist: Heather Dale

    Song: Mordred's Lullaby

    Real Lyric: Loyalty.

    The Misheard: Boil tea.

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