The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Monopoly ain't properly kissed
The Misheard: Monopoly and property list
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Real Lyric: Peace on earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled
The Misheard: Peace on earth and mercy mild
Goddamn sinners reconciled
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Real Lyric: Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled.
The Misheard: Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners wreck a child.
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Real Lyric: Peace in the valley
Peace in the city
Peace in the bowl
The Misheard: I pissed in the alley
pissed in the city
pissed in the bowl
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed.
The Misheard: Tastes like chicken when I speed
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: Tastes like chicken when I speed
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Real Lyric: Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
The Misheard: Pass before my eyes securing acidity
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
The Misheard: Partly saved, Rosemary and Tom
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Parsley's age grows merry in time
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Real Lyric: Parsely, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
The Misheard: Parsely's angels, Mary and Tom
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