The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B (taking care of business)
sock-it to me, sock-it to me, ect.
The Misheard: We used this in our school musical this year that our director wrote himself. We used three different interpretations :
"RESPECT! Take some PCP!"
"RESPECT! With a EPT!"
"RESPECT! Brave Heart, set me free!"
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Real Lyric: Red sun rising in the sky
The Misheard: Let some raisins in the sky
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Real Lyric: Red red wine, stay close to me
The Misheard: Red red wine, steak lobster meat
[Editor's note: this song was actually written and recorded originally by Neil Diamond].
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Real Lyric: Red red wine, stay close to me
The Misheard: Great great white, stay close to me
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a higher loaf
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me...
The Misheard: November woman, November woman to me...
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Real Lyric: When my soul was in the lost and found, you came along and claimed it.
The Misheard: When my shawl was in the lost and found, you came along and claimed it.
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Real Lyric: Reach out in the darkness
The Misheard: Freak out in the garden
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out and suck face
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Real Lyric: Raspberry Beret
the kind you find in a second-hand store
The Misheard: Rags, baby hurray
the kind you find in a second-hand store
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