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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

    The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up like cheese and pheromone

    ...and alternately,

    Rocket man, burning up like Jesus' hairy bone

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: Rock the asphalt, Rock the asphalt

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: Drop the gasbomb, drop the gasbomb

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: Rock the cashbox, Rock the cashbox

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the casbah

    The Misheard: Rob the cashbox

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    Artist: Falco

    Song: Rock Me Amadeus

    Real Lyric: Rock me Amadeus

    The Misheard: Rock me, I'm a dumbass

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    Artist: Bananarama

    Song: Robert DeNiro's Waiting

    Real Lyric: Robert De Niro's waiting, talking Italian.

    The Misheard: Robin the hero's waiting, the bald headed champion!

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Right Next Door To Hell

    Real Lyric: Right next door to Hell

    The Misheard: Rednecks go to Hell

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: Riding high on love's true bluish light

    The Misheard: Riding high I'm lost in a Jewish lie

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B(taking care of business)
    sock-it to me, sock-it to me, ect.

    The Misheard: RESPECT, find out what it means to me,
    RESPECT, hey now, moo at me!

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