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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Shock The Monkey

    Real Lyric: Shock the monkey, shock the monkey

    The Misheard: Chocolated malted, chocolate malted

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Shock The Monkey

    Real Lyric: Shock the Monkey, Shock the Monkey

    The Misheard: Jacques the Monkey! Jacques the Monkey!

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Shock The Monkey

    Real Lyric: Shock the Monkey

    The Misheard: Jacqué the Monkey

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Happiness Is A Warm Gun

    Real Lyric: She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane

    The Misheard: She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard at an aeroplane

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
    But the kid is not my son

    The Misheard: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
    He's the jealous Rabbi's son

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Cherry, Cherry

    Real Lyric: She's got the way to move me, Cherry

    The Misheard: She's got some weight to lose now, Cherry

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
    You know I read it in a magazine.

    The Misheard: She's got electric boots, her ma does too
    Na na na na na na na na na na NAAAAna.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...

    The Misheard: She's got electric boots, her motor moves...

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a mohair groove...

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her mom has two

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