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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight,
    In the dunes of the cape.

    The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight,
    in a deuce with a cape.

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    Artist: Journey

    Song: Open Arms

    Real Lyric: So now I come to you with open arms
    Nothing to hide.

    The Misheard: So now I come to you with broken arms
    Dong pee to hide

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Good Riddance

    Real Lyric: So make the best of this test and don't ask why.
    it's not a question but a lesson learned in time

    The Misheard: So make the best of the desert known as Life..
    it's not a lesson but a question asked in mime..

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    Artist: Eddie Arnold

    Song: So Long It's Been Good To Know You

    Real Lyric: So long it's been good to know you

    The Misheard: So long cleanser lineoleum

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises?

    The Misheard: And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian oysters?

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Killer Queen

    Real Lyric: She keeps a Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet

    The Misheard: She keeps a mower and a shotgun in a pretty cabinet

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Don't Tread On Me

    Real Lyric: So be it...threaten no more.

    The Misheard: Soviet...threaten no more

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: Smooth operator

    The Misheard: Goose on the river

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
    A fire in the sky

    The Misheard: Smoke marijuana
    A fire in the sky

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

    The Misheard: Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy.

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