The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are twelve billion light years from the edge
The Misheard: We are twelve billion lightnings from the edge
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Real Lyric: Later on, we'll conspire, as we sit by the fire...
The Misheard: Later on, we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire...
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Real Lyric: "To fight the scourge of Christendom"
The Misheard: "In the poop-skirts of Christendom"
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Real Lyric: Forces pullin' from the center of the earth again
The Misheard: Force is pulling from the center of the earth, I guess
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Real Lyric: I alone love you Fear is not the end of this!
The Misheard: I alone love you Fear is not the end, I guess
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Real Lyric: My loneliness is killing me and I
The Misheard: My loneliness is giving me head lice
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Real Lyric: It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
The Misheard: It'll take you a couple of vodka and Talwin's
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Real Lyric: And pretend that he is parson Brown
The Misheard: And pretend that he is possum Brown
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Real Lyric: But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
The Misheard: But every sounds like goatee, grey goose, stripping in the bathroom
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Rock the fastball, Rock the fastball
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