The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The King is among us
The Misheard: The King is a mongoose
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Real Lyric: The judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands.
The Misheard: The judge in the town's got love stains on his pants.
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Real Lyric: Am I just paranoid Or am I just stoned
The Misheard: Am I just paranoid Am I a scone
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by
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Real Lyric: The four right chords could make me cry
The Misheard: The four-eyed girls could make me cry
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Real Lyric: The Four Insurgent Generals, 'tis true they betrayed you
The Misheard: The fallen surgeon generals
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Real Lyric: The days go by, glycerine
The Misheard: The frying fish die, Listerine
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian...
The Misheard: The Pharoah gold, the pine cones running...
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross-eyed mare that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
And it looks like it's climbing right up to the sky.
The Misheard: The corn is as high as an elephant's fly,
And it looks like it's climbing right up to the sky.
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