The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The preacher talked to me and he smiled.
The Misheard: The preacher tortured me and he smiled.
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Real Lyric: The Pinball Wizard has such a supple wrist
The Misheard: The Pinball Wizard has suction cups for wrists
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Real Lyric: The piano, it sounds like a carnival.
The Misheard: The piano, it sounds like a power mower.
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Real Lyric: The original libretto had: "What a change, you're really not a bit the gawkish girl that once you were."
The Misheard: But this was often misheard as: "What a change, you're really not a b**th..." So it was changed to: "Long ago, it seems so long ago... How young and innocent we were..." The new lyrics, to the best of my knowledge, are now performed in all eight of the En
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Real Lyric: The only boy that could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man.
The Misheard: The only boy that could ever reach me
was the son of a creature man.
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Real Lyric: The night is young, why are we so hung up in each others' chains...
The Misheard: The night is young, why are we so hung up in each others' cheese...
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Real Lyric: The newspaper said, "say, what you doing in bed?"
I said "we're only trying to get us some peace."
The Misheard: The newspaper said "hey, what you doing in bed?"
I said "I'm only trying to get me a piece."
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Real Lyric: The maidens had other plans for the two knights
The Misheard: The maidens had elephants for the two knights
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Real Lyric: The life I love is making music with my friends
The Misheard: The wife I love is making music with my friends
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Real Lyric: The legal pads were yellow
Hours long pay packet lean
The Misheard: The legal crap raged on
I was someplace packing meat
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