The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The time has come, a fact's a fact
The Misheard: The time has come to fax a FAQ
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Real Lyric: The tide is high but I'm holdin' on I'm gonna be your number one I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that oh no
The Misheard: The tide is high but I'm movin' on, I'm gonna be your number one, I'm not the kinda girl, who takes drugs like that, oh no
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Real Lyric: The sheriff and his buddies with the Samurai swords
The Misheard: Spread the peanut butter with the Samurai sword
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Real Lyric: With angelic hosts proclaim
The Misheard: With a jelly coat proclaim
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Real Lyric: Hark the herald angels sing
The Misheard: Honk the herald angel sing
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Real Lyric: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
The Misheard: Farouk, Farouk, Farouk is on fire.
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Real Lyric: The rise with you was worth the fall, my friend
The Misheard: The ride with you was worse upon my brain
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Real Lyric: The right words never come
The Misheard: The plywood's never gone
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Real Lyric: The quervo gold
the fine columbian
The Misheard: Look where Bo goes
to find Columbians
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Real Lyric: The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle.
The Misheard: The pope don't work cause the vandals took the candles.
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