The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They're beating plowshares into swords with those tired old men that we've elected kings
The Misheard: With those tired old men with the electric canes
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Real Lyric: They want their money back if you're alive at 33.
The Misheard: They want their money back if you're a lying honeybee.
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Real Lyric: They subjugate the meek
The Misheard: This subject ain't for meek
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot.
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: It tastes very nice, food of the parking lot
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Real Lyric: They can't hurt you now, can't hurt you now......
The Misheard: Think energy now, energy now......
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Real Lyric: These five words I swear to you
The Misheard: Fee Fi Fo I swear to you
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or
more could ever do...
The Misheard: There's nothing that a hundred men on
Mars could ever do...
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
The Misheard: Theres' nothing that a hundred men from Mars could ever do
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Real Lyric: There's no sex in your violence
The Misheard: There's no sex in Rhode Island
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