The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Though you think me cold and slimy, I've got a nice home
The Misheard: Though you think me cold and slimy, I've got a nice hole
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Real Lyric: This stone is genuine, like love should be
The Misheard: This stone is genuine, a cultured pea
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Real Lyric: This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled by your deviant ways.
The Misheard: This mindless body and this voice cannot be stopped just by your TV waves.
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Real Lyric: This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
The Misheard: This is what it sounds like when dogs cry.
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Real Lyric: This is the end,
This is the end of the innocence.
The Misheard: This is the end,
This is the end of the venison
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Real Lyric: This is the end of the innocence
The Misheard: This is the end of the m&m's
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius...
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the age of malaria...
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Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: This is ground control to Major Tongue
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with muffins.
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Real Lyric: They've got everything you need.
The Misheard: They'll stop if you've got to pee.
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